I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
