The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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