I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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