Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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