Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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