oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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