The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I could fuck to npr.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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