is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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