A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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