everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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