So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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