so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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