Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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