Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
apparently the secret to your success is patron
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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