Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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