She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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