ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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