Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Panties = found
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
Randomize
