is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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