It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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