Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
