I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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