know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
