She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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