What a fucking waste of an outfit
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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