Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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