I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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