one might say we're banned from that church
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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