doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
