Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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