If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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