respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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