Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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