You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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