either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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