he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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