He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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