Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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