it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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