OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Only a mothe r could love this liver
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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