if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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