Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Randomize
