I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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