People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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