Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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