So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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