this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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