yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
did i walk over a car last night?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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