You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I wanna passion pit in your ass
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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