Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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