Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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