I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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