just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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