He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
My pussy is not your playground.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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