Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
So squirting runs in the family.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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