Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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