haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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