Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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