belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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