she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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