How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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